Today, 11/11, is singles’ day. Apparently, it once began as a celebration of singledom in China, and they chose this day because all the ones in the date represent single people. It’s ironic how I just typed ‘singles’ and ‘date’ in one sentence and it doesn’t have anything to do with each other. Not unlike me and dateable people. Anyway.  It won’t come as a surprise to you that I find this Singles’ Day complete and utter bullshit. It’s supposed to be a sort of Fuck-Valentine’s-Day for us consciously uncoupleds, which is fair enough, were it not that Valentine’s Day is also complete and utter bullshit. Why do brands keep trying to sell me shit based on whether or not I’m in a relationship?…